The Maccoon You Wouldn’t Survive A Quarter In Ypsilanti T-Shirt

You wouldn’t last a quarter—let alone a semester. The Maccoon “You Wouldn’t Survive a Quarter in Ypsilanti” shirt is a shoutout to those who’ve earned their stripes in the gritty streets, dive bars, and off-campus legends of Michigan’s most misunderstood town.

Whether you’re an Eastern Michigan ride-or-die, a midwest meme aficionado, or just love ironic regional humor, this shirt’s got the attitude, the lore, and the raccoon mascot to match.

It’s raw. It’s real. And unless you’ve walked through Depot Town at midnight—don’t talk to us about survival.

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Product Features:

• Eye-Catching Design: Features The Maccoon with the phrase “You Wouldn’t Survive a Quarter in Ypsilanti”

• Soft Premium Fabric: Comfortable, breathable cotton or cotton-blend

• Unisex Fit: Relaxed cut that flatters all builds

• Durable, High-Quality Print: Graphic won’t fade, even after midwest winters

• Tagless Label: For maximum comfort

• Available in Multiple Sizes & Colors: Choose the tone to match your style or campus pride

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Why You’ll Love It:
This isn’t just a tee—it’s a badge of honor for Ypsi warriors, meme lords, and those who love regional chaos energy. Funny, edgy, and oddly specific—just like the town itself.

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Perfect For:

• EMU students and alumni

• Michigan natives with dark humor

• Internet-savvy zoomers

• People who survived a night in Ypsilanti

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SHIPPING COST?
Shipping rates within the United States are as follows: $5.99 for the first item and an additional $1 for each extra item.
For destinations within the European Union, the shipping cost is: $5.99 for the initial item, with an extra $2 added for each additional item.
For international shipping, the rates start at $11.99 for the first item and include an additional $4 for each extra item.
WHERE DO WE DELIVER?
We provide worldwide shipping.
Shipping time US & EU Regions:
Handling time (Mon-Fri) 1-3 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) 3 -7 days
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 2-9 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.
Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.
Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
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